Your cat has been governing this household for years. Get it in writing.
FELIS CONSTITUTIA is the one-page legal codex of your cat. Type up to three petty household laws she enforces — the bathmat must point northeast, the one drawer that must never close, the witnessed-feeding clause — and the Recording Clerk will book each one as a solemn article with a wrong-on-purpose Latin statute name, a mock-scholarly etymology aside, and the Subject’s own forged signature. Screenshot, reblog, add yours.
Rule: “the bathmat must point northeast”
The Bathmat shall, at all hours and in all weathers, point northeast. Any rotation, however slight, shall constitute disturbance of a sacred fixture.
Rule: “she must approve all video calls by walking across the keyboard”
No video call shall commence until the Subject has crossed the keyboard not fewer than one (1) time, by which crossing the call is blessed and made valid.
Rule: “the empty Amazon box outranks the $80 cat bed”
All cardboard structures arriving in the household are hereby declared property of the Crown, ranking above and superseding any purpose-built feline accommodation.